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2009

NEW BREAKTHROUGH COULD MEAN NEW CURES FOR OLD DISEASES

NATO GIVES VETO POWER TO US

HONG KONG DEMOCRATIC COMMITTEE ORGANISES PROTESTS

ECONOMISTS PREDICT GLOOM IN WORLD ECONOMY FOLLOWING OIL PRICE HIKE

2010

OPEC ANNOUNCES WORLD OIL RESOURCES HAVE PEAKED

AFRICAN UNION SECRETARY GENERAL CLAIMS ‘AGE OF THE STATE IS OVER

EUROPEAN ORGANISED CRIME AT ALL TIME HIGH

2011

NATIVE AMERICAN ‘GHOST DANCERMOVEMENT EXHUMED

US MILITARY UNVEILS REVOLUTIONARY NEW STANDARD ISSUE ASSAULT RIFLE

BLOOD SPORTS LEGAL AGAIN AFTER US-EUROPE CONFERENCE

2012

CHINA ANNOUNCES PLANS FOR MANNED LANDING ON MOON WITHIN THE DECADE

2012 OLYMPICS CANCELED AFTER ‘CYBER’TERRORIST ATTACKS

CORPORATIONS UNITE TO PUT FORTH SOVEREIGNTY BID TO THE UN

2013

AFRICAN CRISIS AS SOMALILAND DECLARES NUCLEAR CAPACITY

UK CENSORSHIP AGENCY RESTORED

JAPANESE CAPSULE HOTEL KILLER ESCAPES MEDICAL FACILITY

2014

GLOBAL RECESSION DEEPENS AS CHINA ANNOUNCES NEW ROUND OF PROTECTIONISM

DEBEERS PURCHASES ISLAND IN SOUTH ATLANTIC

ILLEGAL WETWARE TRADE WORRIES POLICE FORCES WORLDWIDE

2015

UN ‘WASHES ITS HANDSOF AFRICA

JAPANESE CAPSULE KILLER STRIKES AGAIN

KILL-CHIP IS NOT ABUSE, RULES COURT

2016

CHINA RECLAIMS TAIWAN, DECLARES ‘SECURITY ZONE’. JAPAN ESCALATES

REVOLUTIONARY 200 STORY SKYSCRAPER UNVEILED IN LONDON

METEOROLOGISTS PREDICT MORE CHRONIC STORM SYSTEMS FOR AFRICA

2017

US RECESSION DEEPENS AS REPUBLICAN PARTY SECESSION DEMANDS GROW

‘SECOND FLOORPLANNING PERMITS SOLD IN TOKYO

JAVIER SANTOS-LORESTE RELEASED ON ‘WETWARE MADNESSDEFENCE

2018

EU REJECTS TURKEY ENTRY, DECLARES TURKISH DREAMS OF INCLUSION ‘IMPOSSIBLE’

TEXAS BEGINS PRINTING OF SEPARATE CURRENCY

A Special Report on THE UNDERWATER HOTELS OF HONG KONG ISLAND

2019

TOP ARCHITECT YURI KANOSTROVIC DECLARES SPACE ELEVATOR POSSIBLE

PAUL GWANTANGA TOPS WORLD’S WANTED LIST AFTER WETWARE MASSACRE

GRAND THEFT AUTO VIII ALLOWS VIRTUAL RAPE, MURDER

2020

JOINT CHINA-JAPAN LUNAR EXPEDITION LAUNCHED AMID IMPOSSIBLE EXPECTATIONS

CAPSULE KILLER NEARLY APPREHENDED IN PARIS AIRPORT BUNGLE

ASSAULT PISTOL COULD MAKE MILITARY RIFLES OBSOLETE

2021

US PATIENCE THINS OVER CHINESE IMPERIALISM

PAUL GWANTANGA WETWARE GROUP DETONATES DIRTY NUKE IN DJIBOUTI TOWN

THE IRISH SNIPING SCHOOL THAT TEACHES YOU TO SHOOT THROUGH WALLS

2022

US DECLARES WAR ON CHINA, SOUTH SECEDES, WORLD FEARS HOLOCAUST

CHINA-JAPAN LUNAR EXPEDITION DERAILED, 150 DEAD

CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS FOR YOUR MANHOOD?

2023

CHINA WITHDRAWS FROM INTERNATIONAL ORGANISATIONS, TAIWAN OBLITERATED

DEBEERS ISLAND ASSAULTED BY WETWARE TERRORISTS

JAPAN RELEASES TRILLIONS OF NANOMACHINES INTO TOKYO’S AIR IN EFFORT TO CLEAN POLLUTION

2024

DISASTER IN TOKYO, NANOMACHINES KILL THOUSANDS

ENTIRE CHINESE POLITBURO ASSASSINATED IN DARING CIA BLACKOUT RAID

THE RUSSIAN VILLAGES THAT ‘CYBERNISATION’ FORGOT

2025

NUCLEAR BLAST IN ANGOLA, DEBEERS HELD RESPONSIBLE

TOKYO CORDONED OFF IN WAKE OF NANOMACHINE MASSACRE

UN DISSOLVED AMID WORLDIDE POLITICAL CRISIS

FERTILITY RATES DROP TO LOWEST IN HISTORY

2026

HONG KONG DECLARES INDEPENDENCE, SETS UP EMP CITY WALL

WETWARE PURGES IN SYRIA, 350 DEAD

DRACONIAN ‘1 PER PERSONWETWARE LAWS INTRODUCED IN UK

RUMOURS OF AI DEEP IN KYOTO’S CYBERNETIC JUNGLE

2027

CLOAKING WETWARE LEAKED IN NEW YORK, MAYOR DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY

SUBORBITAL KYOTO-BERLIN EXPRESS OPENED

ITALY GRANTED 30 TRILLION DOLLAR EU LOAN TO TERRAFORM BARREN SOUTH

MANUFACTURING MEMORIES: A FORBIDDEN INDUSTRY THRIVES IN SINGAPORE

2028

CONSTRUCTION BEGINS ON ORBITAL LUNAR GATEWAY

CHINESE POWER GRID MYSTERIOUSLY BLACKS OUT FOR 3 DAYS

EU IMPOSES ‘ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BAN

2029

EARTHQUAKE STRIKES NAPLES, THOUSANDS DEAD AS A CITY SINKS

WORLD POPULATION AT 10 BILLION, INEQUALITY HIGHEST IN HISTORY

CONTROVERSY AS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BECOMES ADJUNCT TO SINGAPORE PARLIAMENT

2030

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